Terminated

2017	Dennis terminated from the Public Library.  Failure to perform 
guard duties.

Last week, the week of June 19th, Dennis was summarily discharged from 
his position of library security guard by new interim librarian, 
apparently a young woman not to be “truffled” with.  The new librarian 
cited the primary reason for Officer D’s summary dismissal as a “failure 
to act in accordance with his assigned duties.”  The entire affair came 
as a shock and complete surprise to Officer D, who, according to his own 
recount of the event, was summoned to the librarian’s office following a 
particularly nasty disruption in the library by some homeless nutjob.

Dennis describes in his report the culprit in question was a male 
indigent about six foot two, and “scary.”  It would seem the homeless 
library patron began, at some point, to verbally accost the new 
librarian lady in an aggressive manner, and seasoning his admonishments 
with such vulgarity as would make a longshoreman blush.  In fact, he 
called her “a cunt” at one point.  The commotion was endured by aghast 
patron and employee alike.  All the while, Officer D just stood there, 
frozen in his wimpy fear, while doing nothing to defend this good lady’s 
honor.
Following this cacophonous event, the librarian summoned Officer D to 
her office.  She required an answer to his just standing about during 
the course of this disruption, his doing absolutely nothing, with both 
thumbs, as it were, firmly implanted up his cowardly arse.

“You should have called the police,” she admonished.

“The police don’t respond to those kind of calls,” Dennis replied.  “But 
I’ll consider that constructive criticism.”

“Whom do you report to?” she asked, visibly annoyed by his smart-assed 
replies.

Most likely it was during course of this short exchange when this woman 
realized she was in the company of a complete incompetent nincompoop, 
that she was simply flapping her gums in the wind.  As such, after 
dismissing the befuddled, oblivious Dennis, who didn’t know his ass from 
a hole in the ground, she picked up the phone, exasperated.  She would 
make just two calls… One to the head librarian, a certain Miss Jones, 
and another to the guard company.


And so ends another Chapter in “The Life and SNAFUS of Officer D.”


Sunday, Aug. 30, 2017
Dennis says he is currently banned from working in all city libraries.
LOL

On Monday, April 6, 2020 at 6:04:39 PM UTC-4, Jeff Hickling wrote:
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> with such vulgarity as would make a longshoreman blush.  In fact, he=20
> called her =E2=80=9Ca cunt=E2=80=9D at one point.  The commotion was endu=
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> frozen in his wimpy fear, while doing nothing to defend this good lady=E2=
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> honor.
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> thumbs, as it were, firmly implanted up his cowardly arse.
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> =E2=80=9CThe police don=E2=80=99t respond to those kind of calls,=E2=80=
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> I=E2=80=99ll consider that constructive criticism.=E2=80=9D
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> =E2=80=9CWhom do you report to?=E2=80=9D she asked, visibly annoyed by hi=
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> replies.
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> Most likely it was during course of this short exchange when this woman=
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> realized she was in the company of a complete incompetent nincompoop,=20
> that she was simply flapping her gums in the wind.  As such, after=20
> dismissing the befuddled, oblivious Dennis, who didn=E2=80=99t know his a=
ss from=20
> a hole in the ground, she picked up the phone, exasperated.  She would=20
> make just two calls=E2=80=A6 One to the head librarian, a certain Miss Jo=
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> And so ends another Chapter in =E2=80=9CThe Life and SNAFUS of Officer D.=
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> Sunday, Aug. 30, 2017
> Dennis says he is currently banned from working in all city libraries.
> LOL

Ok, but why is this of interest to anyone.  I don't mean anyone in this FPG=
A group, but anyone at all? =20

I suppose there was a bit of humor in the truffle comment.  But really?  Th=
is was worth posting and even less, reading??? =20

Maybe this is the new Rick rolling. =20

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  Rick C.

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On 04/08/20 19:58, Rick C wrote:
> I suppose there was a bit of humor in the truffle comment.  But really?  This was worth posting and even less, reading???

Remember to edit your quote down to the essentials. I skimmed through 
that (somewhat pointless) story twice; once for the original and a 
second time with your reply.

--- Zach